It will be so minimial that it will be hardly anything at all

Believe it or not, but despite the deep deep sorrow that I've been in since learning of Jerry Falwell's passing (what a terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible loss!), I've been able to muster the strength to think about other things.

Like, should I go out dancing in a couple weeks?

Before you go "Yeah, wtf?" like you always do, keep in mind that I would need to go out dancing on a Thursday night.

In two weeks, Michael Mayer and Gui Boratto will be spinning together at Cielo. Michael Mayer is my current favorite DJ, and like, never spins in New York. Gui Boratto has just released one of the best albums of the year. Cielo is one of the few decent clubs left in the city. This will easily be one of the best nights out this year.

The thing is, if I go, I'll be really really tired the next day at work. And, I'll need to pull myself out of there kind early-ish if I am to be functional at all the next day. And, I'll be really really really tired. Like, really tired.

What do I do?

Oh..My...God...Happy Friday Y'all!!!

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Listen to the audio on this page, which features an off duty police officer calling 911 because he is convinced that he and his wife are overdosing on marijuana. He tells the operator that they're dead, and then a couple minutes later asks for the score on the Redwings game, and then his mother in law stops by. I love this stuff.