Intermittently Updated List of Songs I Never Need to Hear Again In My Life, For Real

Steve Winwood - Roll With It

Like, really, c'mon now, did anyone ever actually like this song?

"i like fish, but i don't drink it" will be the "drop it like it's hot" of 2008

So, like, 2008 is pretty scary so far, what with the threat of stagflation looming around the corner and people simply walking away from their mortgages, but I think I've found the one thing that can help us heal as a country and move onward and upwards. Not surprisingly, this involves streaming short videos on the internets. More specifically, I think there is an untapped market out there, and it involves the inherent joy of watching somebody eat stuff that they don't like. Behold:


Kid Cuisine Deep Sea Adventure Fish Sticks from HeatEatReview.com's Abi Jones on Vimeo

The look of utter disappointment in her eyes after she takes each bite, as if a small piece of her soul has just been stolen from her and downloaded illegally, is beautiful. Actually, the whole heateatreview site is pretty great.

I also think Paula Deen will be responsible for a decent amount of deaths this year, a belief the fine folks at a hamburger today seem to share. Behold:

The Lady's Brunch Burger
Macaroni & Cheese wrapped in bacon and then fried
DEEP FRIED BUTTER BALLS

welcome back, dancing space girl (and friends)

They really need to bring back variety shows.

how could something be so wrong but yet, so right?

Please click here for what may be the single greatest thing you will see this year. Yes, it's only January 9th. I know. Nothing in the remaing 346 days will be this amazing. I know there's an election this year. Sorry, won't be as good as this. Nope.

Between this and I Can Has Cheezburger, it's occurred to me that about half of my web browsing involves pictures of cats.

this made a whole lot more sense when i was younger

Merry Christmas to you from me, Grace Jones' crazy dress, and the delicious sandwich I had for lunch today.

no you can't have a new favorite band (not yours)

Why aren't more people talking about New Young Pony Club?

The uninitiated should hypemachine (new verb):
Ice Cream
The Bomb

it's dangerous to go alone, take this quiz

Hey Underground Dragon, I scored an 80. I completely forgot about Anticipation until seeing that quiz. Wow.

By the way, give me your Wii code. I need someone to trade friend medals with in Metroid Prime*.

* To those not playing Metroid Prime, I am completely aware of how totally and entirely whack that sounds.