Showing posts with label actual news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label actual news. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

This little piece of news about a possible HIV vaccine was released yesterday, although, with the heartbreaking loss of the Pulitzer Prize winning Anna Nicole Smith and the horrifying trials and tribulations of the great philanthropist Britney Spears receiving such attention, it would be understandable if you never heard about this. Surely those stories are more worthy of attention anyway.

By the way, I never thought I'd say this, but go Bill Gates!

Friday, June 13, 2003

Monday, June 02, 2003

i for one welcome our new synergistically enhanced media regulations. just think of how our nightly news reports will improve:
-guerilla journalism about the week's top 10 grossing movies
-shark attacks: the third summer is always the deadliest summer!
-going shopping can help you lose weight!

i just can't wait!