How to Disappear Completely and Order a Grande Skim Latte

Nobody really cared that much when Paul McCartney signed to Starbucks' new record label. But now, rumors are going around that Radiohead may be signing with Starbucks as well. Before today, I could never have imagined running down to Starbucks to pick up a new Radiohead CD, but with the music business completely in the toilet and nothing in the foreseeable future to turn sales around, I have a feeling this may actually end up being one of the less bizarre music related stories this year.

Man, is today gruelling. So much to do but so little drive to actually do it, and I can't seem to drink enough coffee. Here is a list of things that I would rather do than be at work today:

-Take a nap
-Go Christmas shopping
-Iron my shirts
-Consolidate some student loans
-Dust
-Defrag my hard drive
-Become addicted to crack cocaine

i hate mondays.