okay, you really have to check this thing out. besides the frozen green beans and garden burgers, most items in the frozen food section completely baffle me. but, i know they're convenient so what the hey.

but, man, this thing is just crazy! first of all, breakfast has got to be the quickest, easiest meal to make. say it takes three minutes to heat this thing up in the microwave. for two extra mintues you could have the real deal! and you won't have a heart attack within an hour!

ahh, a site dedicated to old cook books. we have an old chicken cookbook on our shelf that just defies logic. first of all, the photography is horrible. the chicken looks purple no matter what the recipe is. then, the "recipes" are basically "put chicken in oven. serve". for an added twist it's "add three sticks of butter, put chicken in oven, serve over pasta!"

there's odd stuff here too, like jello, the delicacy of the rich and famous or add that extra twist to your "stag" party by serving franks and beans in the most peculiar, suggestive way possible. and what on earth are these?

so, some old gaudi plans are being considered for the wtc site. cool right? but dude, look at the design! i know what you're thinking, you filthy little monkey.

and in a case of eerie coincidence, i've had def leppard's "rocket" stuck in my head since watching jamie oliver's show on the food network last night. i'll never get used to them calling arugula "rocket".

japander is a site hosting quicktime videos of some of those crazy japanese commercials that our beloved movie stars take the aftertnoon off and make some money for. the simpsons ones are actually pretty good!

i know it's only 2003, but you really must believe me when i say the future is here now!

where will you be when the ball drops tomorrow night? i'll be catching wacko jacko's babies!

by the way, the celebrity to endlessly make fun of in 2003 will be christina aguillera. i can't stand her or her anorexic dirrrty bum.

in new york, it is against the law to walk around on sundays with an ice cream cone in your pocket.

blabbermouth.net provides yet another hilarious tale of metal gone bad, this time with guitar wanker yngwie blahblahblah. the mp3 clip at the end of the article is to die for, just don't listen to it at work!

axl continues to amuse us all. the message board comments following the article are even funnier.