Wednesday, March 05, 2008

"i like fish, but i don't drink it" will be the "drop it like it's hot" of 2008

So, like, 2008 is pretty scary so far, what with the threat of stagflation looming around the corner and people simply walking away from their mortgages, but I think I've found the one thing that can help us heal as a country and move onward and upwards. Not surprisingly, this involves streaming short videos on the internets. More specifically, I think there is an untapped market out there, and it involves the inherent joy of watching somebody eat stuff that they don't like. Behold:


Kid Cuisine Deep Sea Adventure Fish Sticks from HeatEatReview.com's Abi Jones on Vimeo

The look of utter disappointment in her eyes after she takes each bite, as if a small piece of her soul has just been stolen from her and downloaded illegally, is beautiful. Actually, the whole heateatreview site is pretty great.

I also think Paula Deen will be responsible for a decent amount of deaths this year, a belief the fine folks at a hamburger today seem to share. Behold:

The Lady's Brunch Burger
Macaroni & Cheese wrapped in bacon and then fried
DEEP FRIED BUTTER BALLS

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