today's drama: mariah carey leaves random, and kinda ominous, messages for her fans. be sure to read along with the real audio clips.

so, with mariah freaking out, and those dudes from metallica and backstreet boys in rehab, it looks like we're going to have some much needed out with the old in with the new in the music industry soon.

so, without further ado, i predict that the next big thing will be one of the following:

a) guido dance music
b) alt country
c) 2 step garage
d) digital hardcore
e) emo

oh, and we should start seeing retro-chic catch up to the god awful vanilla ice/mc hammer years by the end of next year.

and remember, laughing at other peoples' misfortunes is wrong, especially when it's an overblown pop star that sings vacuous music.