if i was in japan right now i'd try to score some crack from these guys. then, i'd kiss the guys that made ico. i haven't played a game that was this beautiful... ever.

oh how the internet mocks me. after getting the theme song stuck in my head last night while trying to go to bed, all i want today are a few pictures from the patchwork family.

it's certified and stated
that everyone's related
in the patchwork faaaamily

the wbsg fund raising single has been officially cancelled, as the chick from la bouche is no longer with us. to raise money i'm going to sell vegan sweet potato pie on the side of the road instead.

if you missed touched by an angel this past saturday on cbs (the old people network) you certainly missed something special. you missed valerie bertinelli playing an angel who is easily persuaded into going out to an all night rave and do a certain trendy designer drug. you also missed the following three lines of fabulous dialogue:

"extacy! that's exactly what being in heaven is like!"
"does your elephant wanna get high?"
"god made raves? i didn't know that!!!"

while i give the show props for not resorting to any crazy 80's scare tactics, showing that there are people that enjoy going out dancing for the music, and including some factual information ("extacy makes you grind your teeth!"), the overall outcome was so whack that i'm surprised the actors were able to say their lines with a straight face. in other words, i'm kicking myself for not taping it.

i can't believe how much i'm looking forward to thanksgiving this year. if i've learned one thing in life, it's this: the only good things about winter are thanksgiving, christmas, and new years. after that it's four months of "ugggh, is it spring yet?"

well, diabolique's page completely changed overnight, if ya missed it ya missed it.

oh corporate rock, when will you just go away?

the house of diabolique used to be one of my favorite sites on the web. each week featured witty observations and rants about being a house music loving citizen of new york city, whether it was about dealing with the cracked out crystal meth and ghb addicted chelsea boys at roxy, the stupid people that went to twilo, general giuliani angst, or the generally sad state of gay new york nightlife. then last year he was diagnosed with a severe form of cancer and the site changed completely. judging from this week's post, he seems to be back in full force.

holy moley, i can't believe just how much money microsoft is putting into promoting the xbox. the thing received major product placement on will and grace last night, and the launch of the system seemed to make every news program on television. can you believe after everything that's happened over the past few months, stuff like this still makes the news?

anyways, microsoft is throwing money everywhere to convince people that they need to spend another $500 for a second video game system. the graphics are nice, of course, but i don't see any games that look remotely interesting.

game of the year probably goes to grand theft auto 3 for ps2. the game is so over the top violent and immoral that you can't help but laugh hysterically after beating up some random lady and stealing her money, carjacking some random guy to get away from the cops after they see you doing this, causing three major car accidents after not so suavely handling being pursued, and somehow making it out alive. i've never played anything like it.

other odd pregnancy related topics in my life over the past 24 hours.

a) the spanish soap opera i watched last night showed some lady's water breaking. how uneccesary!
b) my dictionary.com word of the day today was impregnable.
c) a new and wonderful blog has come into my life.

interesting read of the day.

everyone, gather around, hold hands, and shed a tear for jewel. we know the unbearable pain you must be in!

i don't know what the weirdest part of my pregnancy dream was; the fact that i knew this would be the first time in history that a man would give birth to a child, or the intensely glowing happiness i felt knowing my little bundle of joy would soon arrive. maybe i should ask this guy.

although i totally forgot that it existed for three years, the onion is hilarious. now, they're putting out a free weekly newspaper around here, so even the homeless can have their spirits lifted by these witty fellows. isn't that nice of them? anyways, it's articles like this that make me so happy i dream about being pregnant (which indeed happened last night).

today i got in to work and went into clear cardicac terror once i realized that i'd forgotten to put my belt on this morning. now i'm left stranded for the whole day to look like a total tool that can't dress himself. michael einser will probably grace our office with his presence today, we'll take a huge group picture, and i'll stick out, to be forever remembered as that guy that doesn't have a belt on.

will i guess the fda has approved cliical testing of mdma in treating post-traumatic stress syndrome. i give the program a month before it gets shut down.

welcome back space girl is blowing up big time. we've gotten a nod in the always lovely underground dragon, and our new fund-raising, terrorist-fighting, scurvy-curing single will be out in just a few weeks. it'll be a cover of the heights' "how do you talk to an angel". so far we've secured slipknot, mudvayne, la bouche, and even babs herself. sweet sensation and sister sledge should be getting back to us today. keep your fingers crossed!

the always controversial dj mag top 100 dj's poll results for 2001.