if you missed touched by an angel this past saturday on cbs (the old people network) you certainly missed something special. you missed valerie bertinelli playing an angel who is easily persuaded into going out to an all night rave and do a certain trendy designer drug. you also missed the following three lines of fabulous dialogue:

"extacy! that's exactly what being in heaven is like!"
"does your elephant wanna get high?"
"god made raves? i didn't know that!!!"

while i give the show props for not resorting to any crazy 80's scare tactics, showing that there are people that enjoy going out dancing for the music, and including some factual information ("extacy makes you grind your teeth!"), the overall outcome was so whack that i'm surprised the actors were able to say their lines with a straight face. in other words, i'm kicking myself for not taping it.