once a digital alarm clock is soaked with water, it takes upon these strange properties that can only lead one to believe that it's circuits have entered a higher plane of logic. it may begin telling military time, or although it may appear perfectly functional, it may stop telling time at all, deciding that it will be 7:26 for the rest of eternity. unfortunately, unless you've been trepaned you will not be on the same wavelength as your new "smart clock", so don't get really drunk and keep a full glass of water next to your alarm clock, mmmm k?