You know you're getting old when dreams about forgetting your schedule or locker combination in high school are replaced by dreams of forgetting certain things you really needed on a business trip, and not knowing where to go once your plane lands.

I also dreamed last night that Christina Aguilera was putting out an album of covers, which included a cover of Michael Jackson's "Jam" that was one of the most beautiful, ethereal songs I had ever heard (it sounded nothing like the original). Who knows where that came from.