Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Things that I have been doing lately instead of updating my blog:
-Working
-Wishing I could take a nap
-Wishing my laptop wasn't broken (the hard drive is only a year and a half old and it is already glitching out on me, I really really really hate hard drives)
-Trying to find a Nintendo Wii
-Playing around with said Wii once one was found

Rock bands that need to go away:
-Foo Fighters

Things in my living room that have been hit by the Wiimote:
-The coffee table
-The fireplace
-The couch
-Other people

Christmas Songs that should be removed from the playlist of the radio station I listen to while at work, and replaced with gems from the Motown era:
-Dominic the Donkey
-The one with Bruce Springstein
-99% of the songs recorded since the early 90's

Things realized for the first time after watching parts of the Wizard of Oz last night:
-The munchkins pull together an elaborate welcoming comittee within a few minutes of Dorothy falling out of the sky
-Those that have been chosen as representatives of the Lollipop Guild are much surlier than one would expect members of said organization to be
-When Dorothy and her gang finally reach the Wizard, he gives them basically nothing but acts like these items will improve their lives tremendously, resulting in what this particular blogger believes to be the first reacharound filmed in motion picture history

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did you see the article in the NY Post yesterday about people accidently sending their Wii controllers into the TV screens and breaking them to pieces ... Apparently one lady needed stiches ... how ignorant does one have to be to do that?

Lou said...

Yes, those people are lying, desperate for attention, and not getting a cookie from me this Christmas.