am i the only person who thought he said "i like puddles"?

We are officially entering the next phase of the internet meme, folks:


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Intermittently Updated List of Songs I Never Need to Hear Again In My Life, For Real

Don McLean - American Pie

i actually don't know what to say

Two that came my way via Towleroad:

Artificial life likely in 3 to 10 years.

Frozen Smoke will save the world.

dude, like wtf is up with china?

dude, like wtf is up with china?

Intermittently Updated List of Songs I Never Need to Hear Again In My Life, For Real

Rise - Public Image Ltd. (Otherwise known as "I may be wrong you may be right" repeated 20 million times by an annoying British guy)

So.... Sanjaya is kind of like the minus world in Super Mario Bros?

An Oxford professor proposes that it is 20% likely we are living within a computer simulation.

Things to learn from this article:
- Everyone probably has that Truman Show phobia to a certain degree
- It's nearly impossible to for us to think outside of our own "fishbowl" of sorts, and it's only recently become relatively easy for us to consider the possibility that extra-terrestrials could exist because 99.9% of our entertainment revolves around fictional situations in which extra-terrestrials exist
- Oxford professors probably smoke a lot more ganja than I had previously considered

remember "cotton eye joe"?

This is the best record review I've read in a while.

getting ahead in the lucrative field of artist management

A lot like checkers, but exactly like pool:



I can't begin to imagine what the rules of the game could possibly be. Origami instructions make more sense.

why don't they just call it "stand on stage so people can clap for you!"

Just like everything else I love, Japanese Human Tetris has been ripped-off and made completely lame. I present to you, Human Tetris, with easier shapes and more attractive contestants:



These people have the reflexes of.... something with really slow reflexes. Anyway, this will be the last you ever see me reference Human Tetris ever again. Now excuse me while I go cancel my flight to Japan, hide under my desk, and sulk. Anybody got any Morissey CDs?

By the way, what's the guy in the second team hiding here? Can I get a translation, yo?