ok, so previous postings have given me a bit of a rep as one who absolutely loathes mariah carey. and while that's partially true, i don't quite relish in her recent downward spiral as much as you might think. however, it's news like this that makes me feel that the wbsg blog has awesome magical powers to change the future, and hopefully the following will come true just because they're posted here:

a) pretty much every major pop/fake r&b/commercial hip hop/nu metal star to come to rise in the past five years will have a major nervous breakdown. even o-town. i hope they all go bananas, causing the pixies to get back together, causing the world to be saved.
b) michael eisner will spill his iced coffee on me in the elevator. this will cause him so much sorrow and guilt that he'll quadruple my salary on the spot, and buy me a condo in south beach.
c) george w bush will be a special guest star on the chamber and... oh wait, i'm not sure if i can say that. let's just say somehow ralph nader or al gore end up being president.
d) some lunatic scientist in zimbabwe will genetically clone dinosaurs and they'll take over the entire continent of australia, for no reason, besides the fact that it would be really cool.