Here is a list of things that I hate:

-Those little plastic pulltabs on orange juice and soy milk containers that you have to pull off when you first open them.
-The Who.
-Scenes in movies where all of a sudden the computer has all the answers. One character will sit in front of the computer and take charge, which means typing frantically on the keyboard, while at least two others watch over his shoulder with baited breath. The viewer is supposed to believe, then, that this individual can navigate through sophisticated menus filled with vector graphics right out of Tron to come across the answer, like where the bomb is or where the nuclear missile is about to detonate, without touching a mouse once. According to Hollywood, q-w-e-r-t-y can solve all the world's problems.
-People that make a statement, and then say "Why?" and then go on to answer their own question, but we've covered this already.
-Having to shake a beverage before drinking it (also, see #1).
-Turnips.
-WALKING A MILE TO THE BROOKLYN LIRR STATION IN THE FREEZING COLD, TO BE GREEETED BY A 45 MINUTE LINE TO BUY TICKETS FOR THE TRAIN, TO TAKE THE TRAIN TO JAMAICA QUEENS, TO THEN HAVE TO BE ROUTED OUT OF THE TRAIN STATION TO THE STREET BELOW, TO STAND IN THE FREEZING COLD FOR TWO AND A HALF HOURS, TO FINALLY GET A TRAIN INTO PENN STATION... TO GO TO WORK.