Friday, December 02, 2005

Man, is today gruelling. So much to do but so little drive to actually do it, and I can't seem to drink enough coffee. Here is a list of things that I would rather do than be at work today:

-Take a nap
-Go Christmas shopping
-Iron my shirts
-Consolidate some student loans
-Dust
-Defrag my hard drive
-Become addicted to crack cocaine

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've always liked when people take the trouble to say "crack cocaine" rather than just "crack". It seems much more civilised, even stately. Say there good sir, any crack cocaine for sale?

-Ray

Lou said...

There are actually a number of complicated but well defined rules as to when to use the two different terms. There's an entire chapter in the latest MLA handbook devoted to the subject, actually. It's all a rich tapestry.