Lessons learned from the MTV Video Music Awards:

-Jared Leto is in a rock band? And they're, like, emo? And he wears eye-liner?
-All rock stars wear eye-liner now?
-People actually like Panic! At the Disco?
-How did Justin Timberlake suddenly become the savior of pop music? His new stuff is amazing.
-Jack Black isn't funny after all.
-Sarah Silverman is.
-When all is said and done, MTV tries way too hard to be hip and relevant.